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Offline BlizzardTora

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You heard the story wrong...
« on: January 12, 2010, 07:20:51 PM »
You heard the story wrong. Hear it from us.
Marvel and DC are exaggerating.
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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 07:22:16 PM »
Peter Parker, yeah he got bit by a spider.

They say it was radioactive.

His neck swelled to the size of a basketball.

He died of suffocation before reaching the hospital.


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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 07:24:54 PM »
Kal-El didnt make it actually.

His pod got to close too the sun.

When he reached the earth and the old couple found the pod...

...they found a charred body inside.


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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 08:11:19 PM »
X-Men Children of the Atom

Cyclops with the power of Retinal Cancer
Professor X with the power of Intramedullary Spinal Cancer
Wolverine with the power of Nasopharyngeal Carcinoma
Marrow with the power of Kahler's disease
Sunspot with the power of Melenoma
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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 08:14:11 PM »
Fredgerd that was AWESOME xD
The truth is out there, we're just too lazy to think about it.

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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 08:23:40 PM »
Spider woman has strong pheromone powers but...
...She was found dead the next morning with spider bites all a crossed her entire body unfortunatly.


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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 10:59:59 PM »
Me to BlizzardTora

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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 11:12:51 PM »
Bruce Wayne's parents werent killed

they simply didnt love him anymore and gave him away to some hobo in Gotham City who convinced him that they were dead in order to molest him relentlessly

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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2010, 12:07:03 AM »
HAHAHA

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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2010, 12:55:33 AM »
The X-men never really came to be...

...Xavier forgot to test his theory for the ruby quartz glasses...

...And we all know that gems don't halt light, they refract light...

...The professor's death was a harsh blow. How did he not see this coming...?

...Anyways, the mutants eventually disbanded...

...Most of the were recruited by The Brotherhood. While Cyclops had his eyes removed from eye surgery.


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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2010, 09:12:53 PM »
Captain America didnt get superpowers from the "super soldier serum"

Instead he got Brain Aids which deteriorated his perception of reality to the point that he thought he was a super soldier. he went around in a cap and made a shield out of card board. one day he went down to Missisiippi and while chasing someone for stealing a piece of candy, he was ambushed and lynched by a mob of black people

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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2010, 09:14:21 PM »
 :ROFL:

Some brother of another color get on your nerves today JD?


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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2010, 09:23:31 PM »
yes. they did so very much today

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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2010, 09:26:40 PM »
Just ignore it man. You should realize that thats what they want and you cant stop anyone from being stupid, thats their nature.

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Re: You heard the story wrong...
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2010, 09:36:08 PM »
Bruce Wayne's parents werent killed

they simply didnt love him anymore and gave him away to some hobo in Gotham City who convinced him that they were dead in order to molest him relentlessly

That is just wrong  :ROFL:

None of this is real....you weren't born you are programmed to entertain

THIS IS ALL THE SIMS  :FU: