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Worlds Largest Commercially-Available Hamburger
« on: November 01, 2009, 12:54:35 AM »

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That is the Absolutely Ridiculous Burger at Mallies Sports Bar & Grill, in Southgate, just outside of Detroit.  It weighs exactly 185.6 pounds, according to Guinness World Records adjucator Danny Gurton, Jr., who named it the Worlds Largest Commercially-Available Hamburger earlier this summer.

Restaurant owner Steve Mallie had already been serving half-pound house burgers, 1-pound Big Daddy burgers, 3-pound jumbo burgers, 10-pound monster burgers, and even behemoth burgers that tip the scales at 50 pounds and cost two hundred bucks.  But even thats like a slyder compared to the Absolutely Ridiculous Burger.

Steve starts with 200 pounds of 80/20 beef and sculpts it into a patty that takes three men to lift into the oven, where it cooks for 16 hours, and then rests for another 8.  Its topped with a proportional amount of bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and pickles then crowned with a 26-inch-wide bun.

According to the menu, There is ABSOLUTELY no reason for this burger.  But if you order it, well make it, and you figure out what to do with it!  Just give them 72 hours advance notice, and its all yours for $499.  Or a team of 30 can take the Absolutely Ridiculous Challenge: polish off the entire thing in 1 hour or less, and the burger is free, and everyone on the team gets a free T-shirt and a picture on the Wall of Fame.  (Id like to point out here that thats still 6.2 pounds of burger per team member.  Plus toppings.  And a bun the size of a NASCAR tire.  Just sayin.)


Not heading to the Wolverine State anytime soon?  No problem.  Mallies delivers. Yep, for just $2,000 plus shipping and handling, this bad boy will arrive on your doorstep, pre-cooked and then frozen for safe keeping during transport.  At that point, what you do with a 185-pound cheeseburger behind closed doors is entirely your business.  Which, come to think of it, is probably for the best.

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Re: Worlds Largest Commercially-Available Hamburger
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2009, 10:08:18 PM »
I get  :0( looking at most of those  :ROFL:

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Re: Worlds Largest Commercially-Available Hamburger
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Re: Worlds Largest Commercially-Available Hamburger
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2009, 12:30:12 PM »
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Looking at all that made my hungry. I think I'll batter up some twinkies and deep fry them and smother them with cheeze wiz. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yummy, look at my tummy. :ROFL:

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Re: Worlds Largest Commercially-Available Hamburger
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2009, 12:32:51 PM »
Dude Twinkies and Cheese wiz has got to be awful  :ROFL: :ROFL: Id rather have a plate of veggies